PYKE. (ipickedmypoison) wrote in sxetothecore,
PYKE.
ipickedmypoison
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APPLICATION!
1.Name:
pyke
2.Age: 14
3.Location: austin, texas
4.Why are you such a prude, bitch??: "Do not have sex, because you will get pregnant...and die." -mean girls
5.How long have you been straight edge, loser??: fo' lyfe, wiggerz [i'm only joking]
6.Have you ever done drugs or smoked or anything of that nature? Don't worry, we won't automatically hate you: no, drugs are bad, mk?
7.List some bands. Stop at the tenth or twelth one, if you're that eccentric: bright eyes, postal service, death cab for cutie, greenday, taking back sunday, the hives, the beatles, the killers
8.List some movies. One or two will do. Or maybe six or seven: moulin rouge, donnie darko, office space, fight club, grosse point blank
9. Tell a joke: what does american beer and having sex in a canoe have in common? >they're both fucking close to water<
10. Tell something rebellious that you have done while NOT under the influence of anything: spray paint, natalies house, 4ish in the morning... you get the point.
11. NOW LET'S SEE HOW HOT YOU ARE.
Pitchaz. Please post at least three of your face, and if you really want to a body shot just in case you're too fat for us. And no nudity, please. Prudes, remember?

you'll have to get these the hard way:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/juliarockssssss/yellowness.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/juliarockssssss/happy.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/juliarockssssss/arrrghhh.jpg
but you already know what i look like.

p.s. don't hate me for going back and fixing this after all these years, but i was reading my application and it made me want to take a gun to my head.

 

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